APO Meanest Man on Campus
One Cent equals One Vote. Vote Early. Vote Often.
9am-4pm Union & DCC Mar 30th - Apr 3rd.
One Cent equals One Vote. Vote Early. Vote Often.
9am-4pm Union & DCC Mar 30th - Apr 3rd.
The final scores are now posted. We doubled last year's contributions!
We at APO would like to thank all our candidates for their time and effort and
Congratulate the Meanest Man on Campus Roger Grice!
We at APO would like to thank all our candidates for their time and effort and
Congratulate the Meanest Man on Campus Roger Grice!
LeaderBoard
Click a candidate to view their platform.
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Total Cash Raised: $3035.29
Roger Grice
Roger Grice is the man behind RPI's HCI program and is representing the Language(?), Literature, and Comunications in this year's competition to win the Tute Screw for the first time in recent history. In addition he is also current president of the Alumni Inter-Greek Council and wins at life daily. He's been "Mister Nice Guy" up till now, but if he doesn't win...all that will change. His fury shall fly in two main directions: students and greeks.
To the students:
- No more extensions on assignments
- I’ll start taking attendance
- I’ll start giving finals
- No more independent-study projects
- As president of the AIGC, I will leave and taking the Alumni Inter-Greek Council (along with the whole Greek system) with me
Martha McElligott
She has recently absorbed the Dan Horvath Campaign with the blessings of both Dan and his donor. This significant boost to her campaign may be enough to win.
Is in charge of running the Union Pub and also dealing with Union Budgets. Anyone who has needed to get funding from the Union knows that Martha is the one to go to. However, if you do not vote for her she can and most definitely will make sure your clubs budget will slowly... quickly decrease. To top it off she will insure that only non-alcoholic beer and virgin drinks are served at the Union Pub until she wins Meanest Man on Campus!.
Is in charge of running the Union Pub and also dealing with Union Budgets. Anyone who has needed to get funding from the Union knows that Martha is the one to go to. However, if you do not vote for her she can and most definitely will make sure your clubs budget will slowly... quickly decrease. To top it off she will insure that only non-alcoholic beer and virgin drinks are served at the Union Pub until she wins Meanest Man on Campus!.
Bram Van Heuveln
Bram is a Clinical Assistant Professor, the Department of Cognitive Science Assistant Director, and the Rensselaer Artificial Intelligence and Reasoning (RAIR) Lab Director
"Bram for MMOC, because everyone else is TOO D$@% NICE!"
David Digiulio
Dave Digiulio is the Academic Support Technician for the MANE department, a mad engineer bent on offering extra credit opportunities to students to participate in wind tunnel studies to analyze, or just laugh at, the effect of homework-related-stress hair loss on student aerodynamic properties.
Dave is also responsible for pushing through the requirement for
engineers at RPI to take MAU, a monstrous mutilation of statistics, and
he would require 8 more credits of it if he had his way completely, and
he will IF YOU DON'T vote him as Meanest Man on Campus.
He's also responsible for the disappearance of furry mammals during the Jurassic and Triasic Periods. And since he was around for that, he also caused the stock market crash and the JFK assassination, and gave small pox to the Native Americans.
And much more. Come to the McNeil room this Wed April 1 at 5PM to hear more reasons to vote Dave Digiulio as MMOC and support the charity through APO.
He's also responsible for the disappearance of furry mammals during the Jurassic and Triasic Periods. And since he was around for that, he also caused the stock market crash and the JFK assassination, and gave small pox to the Native Americans.
And much more. Come to the McNeil room this Wed April 1 at 5PM to hear more reasons to vote Dave Digiulio as MMOC and support the charity through APO.
Cynthia Smith
An offer you can’t refuse:
Support Mean Dean Cynthia Smith and the Heifer International Foundation, or student rights are over!”
Support Mean Dean Cynthia Smith and the Heifer International Foundation, or student rights are over!”
Andrew Bickford
We are not sure where this angry guy came from, but after jumping into the competition with a $50 dollar donation he only has one thing to say.
"For every vote that I do not get I will kill one baby and eat one puppy."
Write In Candidates
We had a wide variety of write in candidates this year who brought in enough money as a group to rank seventh! Yeah!
Kyle Sottung
As a first time Meanest Man on Campus nominee, I am relying on a short tenure of spreading meanness on the RPI campus. As the strength and conditioning coach, it is actually written in my job description that if the athletes don't hate me at least 3 times a week, I get fired. So I make it a point each day to make them do something they hate.
Whether it's pull-ups, Turkish Get-Ups, or Military press, the athletes have to suffer or they will be put through a circuit of torturous sprinting, jumping, and "calling dinosaurs". What other MMOC candidate can legally put people through tasks with the names of DEADlifts, skull crushers, and suicides? I actually get compliments on how good a job I've done based on how many people puke in one day. On top of that, I make people study nutrition information and then give them pop quizzes with physical penalties for wrong answers. I hope you vote for me for Meanest Man on Campus. If you don't, then you are going to be in a world of hurt. Oh wait, you will be anyway. STOP WHINING!"
Rob Odell
Rob Odell is the current president of the Union.
If not elected to Meanest Man on Campus, he will continue to embezzle and bath in the student activity fee. In addition, if not elected all club budgets will be eliminated. Certain clubs will also disappear overnight. He is currently holding the entire financials of the union hostage until he is named the Meanest Man on Campus.
If not elected to Meanest Man on Campus, he will continue to embezzle and bath in the student activity fee. In addition, if not elected all club budgets will be eliminated. Certain clubs will also disappear overnight. He is currently holding the entire financials of the union hostage until he is named the Meanest Man on Campus.
The Rick Roll
A Song that torments your mind whenever it is heard. It has driven people mad at the very thought of it. Dogs bark and lemmings jump off of cliff to get away from this terrifying arrangement of chords and melodies.
You, it's what he want's and won't stop until he gets you. He is just that mean.
You, it's what he want's and won't stop until he gets you. He is just that mean.
The Game
You've lost it.
...And owe me a 6 pack.
I Win. Always. And Forever.
...And owe me a 6 pack.
I Win. Always. And Forever.
