I, the SIS Man, controller of grades, destroyer of student’s will, am running to be the Meanest Man on Campus. Everyone on campus has had to meet with my eyes that glare deep into the student’s soul, while I watch with an unnerving smile. There is nothing meaner than causing students to continuously change their passwords, and shunning them if they enter wrong more than twice! I also have control of the student’s registration and will not alert them of any holds until the day they log on to register. And don’t think CAPP reports are safe from my wrath, because I will make sure students are not able to see how their electives count for depth or communication intensive requirements. Lastly, once I win, I will make sure to take all your financial aid awards and packages as prize money!



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