Randi & Jean





Wretched Randi (Randi Mogul, Assistant Dean) and Mean Jean Purtell, Union Operations Coordinator) are the meanest team on campus. Together, they are committed to making life miserable for all students. Randi has pledged to require mandatory 6am exercises and random 3am fire drills. In addition, Randi and Jean will also start a campus-wide 10pm/7 days a week curfew, strictly enforced by Pub Safe. Randi enjoys kicking puppies and cutting all the heat in residents halls during the winter and cranking it up high during the warmer months. Jean plans to triple prices in Father’s and flex may only be spent on expired milk and rotten food. Res Life equals miserable. Trying to escape to the Union? Big mistake. There’s no place to run.

Charity – Birthright:

Our philosophy: The essence of Birthright is love.Birthright is unique and committed to offering free, nonjudgmental help to women facing unplanned pregnancies. Birthright offers love, hope and support to each woman, to help her make a realistic plan for her future and the future of her unborn child. Birthright helps any girl or woman regardless of age, race, religion, marital status or financial situation, who is facing an unplanned pregnancy.