Mike & Mike (TMC)

Last year we unveiled our secret ingredient that makes TMC so addicting. Kitten tears. Tears extracted by humiliating and berating sweet adorable kittens. Unbelievably we did not win last year. I blame the Russians. We have had a busy year working on our meanness and this year we teamed up with some very warped newly minted evil scientists here on campus to develop new ways to extract and creative uses for kitten tears and we will soon be marketing them around the world.

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